Allah says the US has until 2007

Published on April 1, 2005 By Phoenixboi In Blogging

In a recent article Link
in the Jerusalem Post, there is a story about a Scholar who proclaims that the Koran has evidence that the USA will be destryed in a huge flood or tsunami in the year 2007.

It's an interesting read, especially the way that he came to the conclusions that he did.

So your all going to be washed up hey?

Comments

greywar

on Apr 01, 2005

Time to stock up on bubble bath I suppose...

joeKnowledge

on Apr 01, 2005

I'll be living upstae NY by then...

joeKnowledge

on Apr 01, 2005

... you know what is funny... if this is so clear, then why fly planes into a building or even, for that matter, come up with a world wide terrorist web?

well, anyway, I'm still moving upstate.

Dr Guy

on Apr 01, 2005

Well, it seems that Mohammed is more of a prognositcator than Nostradamus. As he only prophesized the destruction of the west coast by an earth quake sometime in the next 10 years, not the exact date.

I think that clown has been smoking a little too much hashish. The US is 3000 miles wide. For a single Tsunami to wash over the rockies and the appalachians, the rest of the world would be smoking ruins from either the meteor or the SuperVolcano. Drowning would be the least of our worries at that point.

bakerstreet

on Apr 01, 2005

I'm headed to high ground until the waters recede, at which time I will come down from the mountian and crown myself Emperor.

Get cozy world, I'll be seeing YOU in 2008, and they'll be serving Freedom Toast in Paris. Mwaa ha ha ha ha ha!

Dr Guy

on Apr 01, 2005

Not if it is the "will of allah!" (remember, allah can do anything, just like the Christian god.)

I heard that, but then the water would have to come from somewhere (not just the heavens) and that would bring the rest of the world to its knees. But since Allah is the god of Jews and Christians, then our muslim scholar has more to read as clearly god said he would not destroy the world by water again (after Noah).

So, selective Amnesia?

ParaTed2k

on Apr 01, 2005

Looks like my future in either Emergency Management, or Disaster Satire is set!!! ;~D

Phoenixboi

on Apr 01, 2005

you know what is funny... if this is so clear, then why fly planes into a building or even, for that matter, come up with a world wide terrorist web?

Ahh..they are just the fundamentalists...:

I will come down from the mountian and crown myself Emperor

Hail Emperor Baker!

But since Allah is the god of Jews and Christians,

?? Isnt he the God of the Muslims?

TheFazz

on Apr 01, 2005

I guess it's time to move to Canada...

Phoenixboi

on Apr 01, 2005

guess it's time to move to Canada

Im sure they would take you with open arms!

Reiki-House

on Apr 01, 2005

Whether said in jest or not, making fun of what you call "Allah" is the same as people making fun of Jesus. While there are a billion different rude things people can do and say, so why include God into the mix. Tolerance for other religions would make the world better.

drmiler

on Apr 01, 2005

Why don't you do ALL of us a favor and shut the "fu**" UP!!! I think I can say this....For some of us we are "tired" of your ignorance!

Gideon MacLeish

on Apr 01, 2005

Dammit! I thought when I was instructed to make this stupid ark, it was an EXCLUSIVE from the big guy!

But,no matter. I will sell plans to all interested parties for $19.95 plus shipping and handling...if you act now, you can receive my free pamphlet answering the age old question "Lord, what's a cubit?".This pamphlet is normally a $100 value!

Dynosoar

on Apr 01, 2005

OK, religion 101, cliff notes addition;

Mohhamed was the 3rd prophet to bring God's word to the people for the last time.
The 1st prophet was Moses, and the second prophet was Jesus.
The people of the book were Jews and Christians, and Islam is based on the same ancient writtings.
The Koran is the literal text of the actual words of God ( Allah in Arabic ) channeled through Mohhamed.

This is what muslims believe, Mohhamed was beautified by God to give the peoples of earth one last chance to get this religion thing right. The Jews had perverted the laws handed down to Moses, and, at the time, few believed Jesus was a genuine prophet, and his pacifist ways did not bode well in the tribal society that was and is the middle east.

The fundamentalist tend to take the Koran literally in its teaching of conversion or anhilation, the problem with that is the Koran expressly gives christians and jews a free pass, as those faiths are "brothers of the book". It seems historically those pesky Europeans during the Crusade period
didn't ascribe to the same exclusionary practice, throw in colonization throughout later centuries, and history, not prophetic conjecture, fosters Arabic ill will.

Lastly, the US didn't exist in the 7th century, so if a great flood was predicted, it was likely described to impact the Empires of the day.........

So it goes....

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