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What colour's YOUR handbag JU user
this ones for chiprj
Published on October 13, 2004 By
Phoenixboi
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Well i've been inspired a little with this article by Chiprj .. who is one of my favourtie bloggers on JU.
The Handbag..
Well JU user all your wildest gay fantasies are about to come true. You are going to have a handbag in my collection. LOL.. (sorry im cracking myself up as I write this article) ..
There has been a thing between my mates and myself that when we do something that is really stupid or if we think about ourselves in a stupid way, basically if either of us does something that really is dumb we get the virtual "handbag" out and add a brick to it and then start it swinging and for some of my friends their handbags are quite full. Bursting at the seams with bricks. It's also like a wake up call for us when we know we have just done something really stupid.
Now JU user ... what colour and what kind do you want your handbag to be? Find me a picture that would be even better.. and get ready for swinging handbags.. from this gay boi of JU user. LOL..
Oh and my handbag of course is Prada.. wanna take a peak..?..it's very versitile, has loads of space and most importantly can fit a hell of a lotta bricks!
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Phoenixboi
on Oct 14, 2004
aww sally the link didnt work and the pics not coming up... but by the sounds of it .. very stylish!
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chiprj
on Oct 14, 2004
Im trying a smaller one here, but the bag pictured is red...they do come in shocking pink!
Very nice! Not only is it big enough for a small cannon, but those bags usually come with a nice little holder for your cell phone on the front... that way you can call your victims in close...
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LadyCleve
on Oct 14, 2004
You guys are so frickin hilarious!
I would say my handbag would have to be black (because I like black), and big enough to carry a paperback. My husband, on the other hand, keeps threatening to get me something else........................
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chiprj
on Oct 14, 2004
I would say my handbag would have to be black (because I like black), and big enough to carry a paperback. My husband, on the other hand, keeps threatening to get me something else........................
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! While it will hold many bricks, it might be hard to swing at someone... But then again, if you had
maybe a bazooka or a flamethrower too!
Then you wouldn't need bricks!!!! Awesome!
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chiprj
on Oct 14, 2004
My husband, on the other hand, keeps threatening to get me something else........................
Oooopppsss... meant to add in something else. That's the exact kind of rucksack that SGT P-Ro carried during my MRE's Can Kill You storyline. He had that thing loaded up with so much stuff that it was almost taller than he was! He thought he was the COOLEST for having that ruck! I found out a while later that he once went on a training mission where he got so tired he couldn't carry his ruck anymore. When the rest of the guys that were with him divided up his stuff to carry for him, they found he'd loaded CAN FOODS (Chef Boy-R-Dee) into his ruck. They threw them all out right there! He had to beg for food from the rest of the team for the rest of the exercise because that was all he had packed. What a maroon!
Sorry for the hijack...
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foreverserenity
on Oct 14, 2004
You guys bags are cute! I like LW and Dharma's! Here's mine..
Link
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Phoenixboi
on Oct 14, 2004
LW... i just pictured you in something different... something more inconspicuous..
... but love the trim..
LadyCleve..well..my goodness.. imagine swinging that thing around??
Chiprj... what a cheat that guy was ... although I like the idea of him begging for his food.. (sorry it was kind of a turn on story)
foreverserenity... well that is just so stylish! Love it!
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chiprj
on Oct 14, 2004
although I like the idea of him begging for his food.. (sorry it was kind of a turn on story)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy Crap that's funny! I had students looking into my office to see who was lauging so loud! I now have a mental picture of the guy, on his knees and hands clasped together saying "Come on, give me your oatmeal cookie bar. I'll do ANYTHING!" BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Phoenixboi
on Oct 14, 2004
Chiprj... You know ..YOU really know how to put that extra edge to it ...
...
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chiprj
on Oct 14, 2004
Chiprj... You know ..YOU really know how to put that extra edge to it ...
Well.... If it's wrong, I've probably said it...
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Phoenixboi
on Oct 14, 2004
Nah mate it isnt wrong...
..
*adds that extra brick to chiprj's handbag*..
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